This is a normalization check, read straight off the page with every number written as plain digits in the source. The cache holds 1,138 clips across 409 MB, first rendered back in May 2026. The automated tick fires twice a day, at 08:00 and again at 20:00, with a cleanup pass at 14:30. A single episode costs about $0.45 to generate; a fancier one runs $3.50; and the whole experiment has burned maybe $2 million in imaginary venture money. Coverage sits at 50% and climbing, with 1 clear win and 2 near misses. For the record, the cheap runs were $0.01 here and $0.99 there, and the standup moved from 09:05 to 16:45. Listen for one thing only: did the plain figures stay as natural digits, while the clock times and the money amounts came out spoken instead of robotic? If any single one sounded wrong, tell me which, and I will tune just that rule by hand.